shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

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2.) What was the last sentence you heard? Give without context.

oh! is it a good one?

13.) What is your cheesyest pick up line?

I already answered but, did you just sit in a pile of sugar? bc you have a sweet ass.

15.) What is your favorite word or phrase on Urban Dictionary?

I don’t remember what it’s called but I remember I was just trying to find weird things on urban dictionary one day about 3 years ago and what it was was when a girl takes a poop with a thong on so the poop gets sliced in half.

20.) What is something that other people find awesome, but you just can’t stand?

penises

21.) If you could talk to yourself two years in the past, what would you tell them?

stOP BEING A fuckING IDIOT. and DO NOT bleach YOUr HAIR THAT MANY TIMES

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6.) What is the most memorable thing someone has told you?

One time I went to school without make-up and I was v tired and I walked up to my friend and the first things she told me was “You look like you’re dead.”

10.) What would you do everyday if you could?

see my girlfriend

13.) What is your cheesyist pickup line?

Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

23.) What objects do you consider precious?

My ipod is my entire life and it holds my entire existence do not test me.